“If you aren’t a teenager and you aren’t a mom then what are you?”
“It looks like you have no pants” – when doing rib isolations (9 year olds)
When asked where a particular 6 year old had been after weeks of being absent from class- “Oh you know, trips.”
“You should probably close the door because we make a lot of noise” 4 year olds (yes, yes you do make a lot of noise)
“You look too young to have a ring”
“I can’t picture you in a wedding dress, you look good in these kind of clothes.” (dance clothes)
“Did you know that Katie’s getting a new baby! And she’s getting it today!”
“You’re even pretty without makeup!”
“My dad never does exercise so his belly is so fat. Not as fat as a pig though”
Me: “You guys have such good memories!” 5yr old: “that’s because we don’t have alzheimers!”
“Are you a tomboy?” “I could just tell.”
